one farnie email i got:
Teacher : History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about what had happened in the past.
Student : Please teacher, I don't think I want to study history.
Teacher : Why?
Student : There is no future in it.
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Girl : Do you love me?
Boy : Yes Dear
Girl : Would you die for me?
Boy : No, mine is undying love
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Waiter : I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.
Customer : Don't tell me your problems. Give me the menu card.
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Teacher : Simon, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
Simon : No, teacher, it's the same dog!
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Teacher : 'Where were you born?'
Student : ' Singapore , Sir.'
Teacher : 'Which part?'
Student : 'All of me, Sir.'
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A boy came home from school with his exam results.
'What did you get?' asked his father.
'My marks are under water,' said the boy.
'What do you mean 'under water'?'
'They are all below 'C' (sea) level'
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Father : Why did you fail your mathematics test?
Son : On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8
Father : So?
Son : On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8. And on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8.
If she can't make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?
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anyway, down with some blasted only god noes whad cold
me nose has been a running tap since fri!!!
terrible
anyway, gotta rush for report in tis miserable condition of mine
-bleh-
wanna knock off soon alrd zzzzzZZZZzzzzz
_the panda ranted
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