Saturday, 22 September 2007
-你们都是骗子!-
大骗子!
都是大骗子!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
以后妄想我会轻易的相信你们!
大骗子!
_the panda ranted
|16:17|
Friday, 21 September 2007
-小学生造句 (an email)-
小学生造句
1.题目 : 原来
小朋友写 : 原来他是我爸爸。
老师评语 : 妈妈关切一下
3. 题目: ..一边 ...........一边 ............ ..
小朋友写: 他一边脱衣服,一边穿裤子 .
老师评语: 他到底要脱还是要穿啊~~
9. 题目: 其中
小朋友写: 我的其中一只左脚受伤了。
老师评语: 你是蜈蚣？ ~~
10.题目 : 一 ...就....
小朋友写: 一只娃娃就要一百块。
老师评语: 老师笑到不行 ..
11.題目 : 你看
小朋友写 : 你看什么看 ! 没看过啊
12. 照样造句
例题: 你(唱歌 ) 我( 跳舞)
小朋友写 : 你( 好吗) 我 (很好)
老师评语: 你在写英文翻译吗 ??
13.照样造句
例题: 别人都夸我 ( )，其实我 ( )
小朋友写: 别人都夸我( 很帅 )，其实我 ( 是戴面具的 ) 。
老师评语: 什么面具这么好用 ???
14. 题目: 好 ... 又好 ..
小朋友写: 妈妈的腿 ,好细又好粗 ...
老师评语: 那到底是细还是粗？
15.题目 : 陆陆续续
小朋友写 : 下班了，爸爸陆陆续续的回来。
老师评语 : 你到底有几个爸爸呀?
20.题目: 皮开肉绽
小朋友写: 停电的夜晚，到处很黑，我吓得皮开肉绽!
老师评语 : 看到这句... 老师佩服你。
21.题目 : 欣欣向荣- 比喻生长美好的样子。
小朋友写: 我的弟弟长得欣欣向荣。
老师评语: 孩子，你弟弟是植物人吗...
还有一个更瞎的 …
小朋友写: 欣欣向荣荣告白。
老师评语: 连续剧不要看太多 ~~
22. 题目: 谢谢 ....因为 ......
小朋友写: 我要谢谢妈妈 ,因为她每天都帮我写作业 ......
老师评语: 原来你的作业是妈妈写的!!!!!!!
23. 题目: 难过
小朋友写: 我家门前有条水沟很难过。
老师评语: 老师更难过 ......
26. 题目: 天才
小朋友写: 我３天才洗一次澡。
老师评语: 要每天洗才干净 ~~
27.題目 : 一 …便…
小朋友写 : 我一走出门，对面就是便利商店。
还有一個更瞎的 …
小朋友写 : 哥哥一吃完饭，就大便。
老师评语 : 造句不要乱造...
31. 題目: 又 .....又 .....
小朋友寫: 我的妈妈又矮又高又瘦又肥。
老师评语: 你妈妈......是怪物吗 ?
32. 果然
上课小朋友说：昨天我吃了水果，然后又喝了凉水
老师：这是词组，不能分开造句。
小朋友又说：老师，我还没说完呢，果然晚上我拉肚子了！
老师： …………
33 瓜分
小朋友：大傻瓜分不清是非
老师：小傻瓜也分不清
34 好吃
小朋友：好吃个屁
老师：………
35 况且
小朋友：一辆火车经过，况且况且况且况且．．．．．
老师： ……………
_the panda ranted
|14:33|
Sunday, 16 September 2007
-i saw this...-
I saw tis cat on my way back frm breakfast tdy..
kekekekekeke
cute ya ...
it posed tis pose fer mi
XP
_the panda ranted
|20:24|
Friday, 14 September 2007
-haiyo!-
science prac tdy...
tis is the 1st time in recorded history that
my handphone was not by my side for more than 30mins
to b more precise, 4 hrs!
arghhh!!!!!!
felt so helpless w/o it...
*sobbs
ahhh, finally prelims are over!!
and now i'm gna face the real ting really soon
scary...
~kowayii~
anyway, aft i left sch,
i was again, debating.
tis time rnd was, if i shld go collect 殭屍借贷 bk5
than, i saw the que at the bus interchg was empty,
indicating that the bus had left
so rach went and wait for the bus while i go
collect the bk. i told her i will meet her on the bus at the nxt stp
(which fortunately i did :D *grinns*)
den, aft i collected the bk and is alrd on the bus,
my fone rang
"hello, ger ah. U collected bk 5 alrd?"
"yeah, just. now i'm on the bus."
"aiyah! the lady just called, she say bk 8 is out"
wah!!!!!! immediatly i knock my head against the window...
*moans in agony*
d other day at comics con, i wanted to get tis set of comics
den hu noes, only
bks
1,2,3,4,6,7 was avaliable
the lady said 5 is out of stock
it shld be here either the nxt day or 2 days lata (tdy)
so i just bort these 6 bks first...tinking that i wont read so fast oso
i cant possibly read 3 bks in a day...
hais,tmr haf to make another trip back to the shop to collect it...
_the panda ranted
|14:39|
Thursday, 13 September 2007
-我要说的话-
你们好怪哦!
上一次已经把我深深的伤害.
我装成没事
可是,
真的
好痛.
你们还真的以为
我
没事, 不在意
可是
我真的有事, 我真的在意!
现在我想要自己弥补
可是,
你却不让.
为什么?!
可恶!
根可恶的是,
我什么也都不能做,
不能说.
还有我也知道
你是在为我好.
但是, 你也不需这么做呀...
另我左右为难.
恨这件事,也恨自己.
这样算可恶吗??
若这也都不算是可恶,
那么
什么才算是呢??
无奈....
_the panda ranted
|12:02|
Monday, 10 September 2007
-against me-
haissss
everyting seems to be gg against me tdy
1. almost at the very las min, i found out that my
electronic dictionary is low on batt!!!
i haf to spend 2 friggin bucks on two triple A battt
(i can get like a dozen for 1.20 at other plcs)
2.my BALL-POINT pen inked up my hand and
answer script..
how is that possible??!!
ball point!
and when i changed pen for p2, the same ting happens!
3.las nite, i was debating if i shld dump the brolly into my bag
i did initially, but coz it made my bag heavy so i took it out and
dump it at god noes where..
and lo and behold, it started to pour when i was at the bus interchg
just now
den hu noes, when i was nearing my stop it didn't rain
and just when i was quitely rejoyce-ing to myself,
i alite to bus.
when i just step out of the bus stp, it started to drizzle
craps!
well, at least it was only drizzling
budden, the drops got heavier and bigger as i walked
drats!
so i haf to run-jog my way back
all the while trying to use my jacket to shelter me...
hohoho
4.i wanted to go to TS and chk out sum dvds
and ta-da!
i walked past the shop instead of gg in2 the shop
kokokokoko
wads more funnie is tis,
all the while, i kept telling myself that i need to
go into TS...and i just walk past it!
bosh! whads gotten into me?!
5.since i overshot TS and is lazy to walk all the way back,
i decided just head on staight and go wait for my bus..
tis time, i saw sum one i noe hu is also waiting for the same bus
(if i were to go wait as well, we will be standing together)
hmm altho we noe each other but wheneva we see each other
there is always tis uncomfortable awkwardness..
so in order to prevent that,
i decided to go to popular and get a proper transparent pencil case
for o'lvl...
and when i'm done, in just less den 5 mins
the bus is alrd gone!!!!!!!!!!!!!
harlo, when i was there initially, there was only like 3 or 4 peeps
including my acquaintance!!!
how can it be gone in just a flash?
i rmbr i haf to wait for whad seems like donkey yrs for the bus
a couple o times!!!!!
-bleh-
aft that i haf to wait for like again donkey yrs for the bus' arrival
all over again...
-poke-
haisssss
1st day of sch and tis??
how am i gna get thru the wk if tis persists???
_the panda ranted
|16:04|
Saturday, 8 September 2007
-just for laughs (an email)-
MUTHU & THE INTERVIEWER
Interviewer : What is your birth date?
Muthu : 13th October
Interviewer : Which year?
Muthu : ... EVERY YEAR
MUTHU & HIS MANAGER
Manager asked Muthu at an interview....
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Muthu replied: P-O-S-T-B-O- X
MUTHU & LONDON TRIP
After returning back from a foreign trip,
Muthu asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife : No! Why?
Muthu : In London, a lady asked me, "Are you a foreigner?".. that's why ...
Wife : SHOCKED!
MUTHU & TOURIST
One tourist from U.S.A. asked Muthu whether any great man born in this village or not..
and Muthu said .. "No sir, only babies were born here .. "
MUTHU & HIS EXPERIMENT
Muthu was doing experiment with cockroach.
First he cut it's one leg and told WALK. WALK.
Cockroach walked.
Then he cut it's second leg and told the same.
Cockroach walked.
Then cut the third leg and did the same.
At last he cut it's fourth leg and ordered it walk! But cockroach didn't walk.
Suddenly Muthu said loudly, "I found it. If we cut cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf.
Muthu become a saint!
MUTHU & DRIVER
When Muthu was travelling with his wife in a motorised tricycle,
the driver adjusted mirror.
Muthu shouted, "You are trying to see my wife ? Sit back. I will drive.
MUTHU GOES TO HOTEL
Muthu went in a hotel. To wash hands, he went to the washbasin.
There he started washing the basin.
Seeing this, the manager asked what was he doing.
Muthu pointed towards the board
" WASH BASIN "
MUTHU & INTERVIEWER - FINAL PART
Interviewer : Just imagine yourself in 20th floor in a building,
it caught fire and how will you escape ?
Muthu : It's simple.. I will just stop my imagination .. :)
Oh .. i forgot . the funniest part ..
On a political rally Muthu was arrested.
Why ????????????
Because, a woman journalist walking
with a badge wrote "PRESS" on her right chest ...
and he did it !
_the panda ranted
|18:52|
-manga/anime madness-
ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
吸血鬼骑士
第五本为什么还没有出来????!!!!!!!!!!!!
急死了!
唉哟!
i have been reading the eng version one
all these time, just to quench my thirst for it
arghhh!!!!
pls publish the dong li one asap!!!
ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
*sobbs*
these few days, aft revision, i have been watching animes
and reading mangas
whooot!!! NICE
kakakakakaka
while reading VK (eng ver.)
i chanced upon Highschool of The Dead
not bad tho,
it's abt like the world ended in just 2 hrs!
ppl are dying n cuming back as the undead.
and this grp of highschool students are fighting
against those zombies for their survival...
along which, they witness sum of their frens
turning into one of "them" and they haf to
get rid of them themselves...
not bad
bleach anime is WHOOOOOT!!!!!!!
hahahahahahaha
hitsugaya is just splendid...
(like LJK hohohoho)
yes yes dun pawget
kuran kaname tooo!!!!
hahahhahahahaha
zero oso!!!!!!!
ahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!
VK and bleach is intoxicating me!!!!!!!!
cannot cannot!!!
i must get a grip of myself!
aft tis period, i can get intoxicated for all i care
kakakakakakaka
WAKE UPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
_the panda ranted
|17:05|
Saturday, 1 September 2007
-new skin-
kakakakakakakakaka
hover/click
ur mouse over those
circles on the top and see whad happens..
hehehehe
(in my case, i clicked)
this is a nice skin, really :p
oki, gna rush off for tuition now :)
_the panda ranted
|07:46|
